ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.

Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2025

ain't make it home

doesnt survive

"Then I heard JB ain't make it home (home)" - Kay Flock, Being Honest

by interestingballoon May 2, 2023

ain't no party like a diddy party

-Lebron James

Lebron James : ain't no party like a diddy party

by Naufalicious December 5, 2024

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020