Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Sloring Around

When you sleep around with various men. And some how have many kids with one dude, typically more than 20.
Basically your classic Kate. She's a slutty whore.

Friend 1: Kate's sleeping around and not thinking of her 23 kids.
Friend 2: Yeah! She's sloring around!

by Dis Fungus May 8, 2016

Stalling Around

A person/thing of which is slow and lagging; wasting time, whilst located or situated on every side.

Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.

( A punny play on words )

She's/He's always stalling around that one.

by Ashley-Daniel Mackle March 17, 2019

Sniffing around

Trying to find information about someone without asking them directly.

We had a new loader start the other day and Janette was sniffing around Facebook to see if he was single.

by RABBITS2021 October 10, 2021

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!

by DJ Gumbo December 17, 2012

around the world

Twisting the foreskin of your penis all the way around (360 degrees) and sticking it in someone's vagina.

"Dude, she's a freak. She got me to do an around the world while I was giving her backshots.

by slut for farts October 26, 2020