Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

fact slapped

When you fact check the shit out of somebody

*two people in an argument* "I am fact checking you so hard you just got fact slapped"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

fact

another word for crazy.

did you hear karen is in hospital? no dude that’s fact!

by summeriscool July 7, 2019

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

Fact

Something with 100% certainty; no doubt.

“Colin loves Marlee more. This is a fact.”

by colin:) December 4, 2024