Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

Dingle

Someone from barnsley

Dingles have 6 fingers

by The guy who's there December 3, 2019

Dingle dusted

When you eating a girl out and she farts

I was eating my girlfriend out and she dingle dusted me.

by Bryguy907 December 7, 2019

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Dingle

Noun The spring door stopper

"Bro don't slam my door", "Bro it is okay I got a dingle"

by Dr. Nasa March 20, 2019

Dingle

Someone who is retarded, autistic and the most percentage of gay seen in that person for the past 20 years. They are both downsyndrome and adhd as they literally can’t see past their massive 3 km long ego. They often start fights because they are a dumb cunt and think they’re a unit.

Shut the fuck up you fucking dingle

by Fuck black cunts March 30, 2019