by Two Toe Sandal August 26, 2018
Get the Tie Dye Scarf mug.Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
by jermarley February 25, 2021
Get the scandinavian neck tie mug.When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.
Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP February 28, 2024
Get the Reverse Bow Tie mug.by Goob “Goobie” Goobert III April 23, 2022
Get the Comically large tie mug.A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
by the_dan April 23, 2014
Get the faux tie mug.A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.
by rock4689 March 29, 2015
Get the Rocky Mountain Bow tie mug.A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
by someone besides robert November 9, 2017
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