Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced

“Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐

by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021

green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.

She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.

by Reore November 23, 2021

Carter Joke

When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.

Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”

by moosh May 7, 2021

Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.

'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'

by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018