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Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!
by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013
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Nikole Brown

A very sexy female also known as the wife of the young rapper, Wiz Khalifa. She's short and thick and is a true rider. Any man that loves her would love his life until she's gone.. then he may want to kill himself.
Nikole Brown is bad as fuck! Let me get her number!
by mizkhalifa January 4, 2012
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Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
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Brown Bread

When someone has died.
Muggy Mike is Brown Bread
by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020
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brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.
by JC Andrews May 27, 2005
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jim browning

Youtuber that do scambaiting with the name Jim Browning(Not a Real Name).Yeah thats him.
Kevin:(With heavy indian accent)Hello this is tech support.My name is kevin.
Jim:Hello I got this message that tell about some virus in my computer.
Kevin:I know this voice,you're that Jim Browning!
*HANG UP THE CALL*
by TafZiqDrilFazDilDilB July 6, 2020
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Musty Brown

A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?
Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"

Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"
by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013
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