Eren baker: hey want some bread?
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER
by Z14 February 02, 2022
So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.
by Mojomanocho July 01, 2021
by Datbitch23456 September 07, 2021
A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️
by Jake albans April 13, 2019
A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.
by Troutmaan November 16, 2021
Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
by Jakzichdbe October 03, 2020
by BakaDog February 16, 2017