November 1st

Stop and stare soullessly at tall people day!

Oh shoot, it’s November 1st! I can’t wait to make dominate tall people by the hundreds

by Fatdabmaster October 30, 2020

November 1st

Just go up to ur crush

Make out session on November 1st?

by Fuckenmintbitches October 31, 2020

November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

November 1st

National kick dick day

Hey john it’s November 1st
John:oh shit

by Heiejejej October 31, 2020

December 1st

December 1st is national glow-up day. eat candy to glow-up!

December 1st is national glow-up day that means you get to eat candy all day until December 2nd.

by Baddest bxtch November 1, 2020

May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020