sigma male 

A man with severely impaired cognitive function, so impaired that upon the hearing of a psychiatrist's diagnosis of autism, he would rather confidently take it as 'sigma maleness.'

MAN 1: I'm an introvert, like to keep to myself. I don't really care what others think of me. That's none of my business. Why give a shit? That's not cool at all. I like what I like. You know I have digged in this one particular thing for my entire life... blah blah blah......
PSYCHIATRIST: It's highly probable that you have autism.
MAN 1: What? You just said that I'm a SIGMA MALE?

sigma male by poTEDwor July 20, 2022

sigma alpha epsilon 

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse

i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon by tuyshort February 1, 2008

Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.

Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob

Sigma Noob by StinkTwat March 8, 2010

Sigma Kappa

FOunded 1874. The most sassy but classy ladies on campus. Not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. Loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, compassionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every dick in sight.

We live ritual every day. arn't fake during recruitment (which is why our new member classes are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

Many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going Sig Kap. But who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love

That Sigma Kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect.

Sigma Kappa by SigKapsweet<3 December 16, 2008

Sigma male 

Insecure misogynistic loser men who can’t get girls in their life and knew they’re gonna be virgins forever but choose to attack women instead and another poor men on the Internet

Guy1: hey go talk to that girl?

*Sigma male*: no

Sigma male by hoe3nh77 May 19, 2022

sigma tau gamma 

A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.

Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?

What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!

No, I don't think it's accurate.

You're right to think that because it isn't.

sigma tau gamma by Hill Bicks May 21, 2016

sigma iota sigma 

The ugliest sorority ever to exist.

EVER.

Holy shit! Did you see that whale?
What whale? oh! That's not a whale, that's a sigma iota sigma.

sigma iota sigma by argleblargle March 30, 2011