Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

Dink

A penis.

Quit playing with your dink Chris.

by Anubis One June 13, 2022

DINK

Also DINKs for a plural, DINK is an adjective that stands for (D)ual (I)ncome, (N)o (K)ids or Dual Income No Kids. This means that two partners in a relationship both have jobs, but no kids. This may typically give them lots of money, and lots of free time outside of work.

Yeah, me and Linda, we're DINKs. I don't think we'll ever have kids!

by WhosBlue June 29, 2024

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

dink

coded word used by secret white supremacists when berating another human being.

"I Don't Care If You're Vaccinated, You Dink!"

by tslat May 15, 2021

whiskey dink

too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time

"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"

by marmar306 August 1, 2014

Finkle Dinked

(a) To wander aimlessly about.

(b) To fuck without verve.

(a) John went to town and finkle dinked around for a while.
(b) After about 12 drinks I decided to throw in the towel and finkle dink her.

by Mwerp Quenambulus February 4, 2010