chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

Chode

A short fat cock

She said he have a chode.

by Corbin May 18, 2004

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode

A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!

by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003

chode

a penis fatter than its length

Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE

by chode inc. December 9, 2002

Chode

A dick shaped like a can of tuna fish.

His girlfriend wanted to fuck him untill she found out he had a chode. Then she called the Chode Squadto rescue her.

by Icebox November 5, 2003