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Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016
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Tie-bagged

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.
I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).
by doc cq May 26, 2009
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Boobie Bag

It is a fabricated device that holds your bags of funness.

AKA: a Bra
Katy went to Victoria Secret with her white chicks to purchase a whole bunch of boobie bags.
by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010
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Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
by bonbon08 August 10, 2009
mugGet the Catheter Bagmug.

Empty the bag

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.
by T-Knight March 11, 2010
mugGet the Empty the bagmug.

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.
Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....
by bookworm July 15, 2020
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Bag Man

Is a guy or man who has very little to popularity so he will strategically date or hook up with a girl or woman who has a tighter money game and more popular than he is. This move is for clout and to elevate or boost his popularity to a higher level.
Follower 1: I thought ol’ boy was ballin’ like a rock star and a high profile celeb before he hooked up with ol’ girl.
Follower 2: Nah ol’ boy’s money game and popularity ghosted him until he hooked up with ol’ girl who put that bag man on the map.
by Starving Artist246 January 20, 2023
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