Chicago 69

The uncommon version of the "69" sexual position where the male is atop the female. Most commonly experienced in chicago.

I love to Chicago 69, though on occasion she gags.

by Dr. Skinner September 25, 2010

No-Nonsense 69

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.

After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

by Kris Pejovich May 24, 2014

norwegian 69

Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.

John didn't like having a b-hole on his nose so he performed a Norwegian 69.

by The Norwegian Whale October 30, 2013

miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019

The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

Playstation 69

When you're having sex while playing Playstation, similar to Netflix N Chill. It references how The Playstation often has a number after it (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.). The number 69 is chosen because it is also a position in sex.

Him: Wanna come over and Playstation 69? We can play Detroit: Become Human.
Her: On PS4 or PS5?
Him: PS5.

by AFGM Fan September 17, 2020