Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021

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Goofy ahh site

A: bro, have you heard of <!-- _|_ _ _ _|. __|_. _ _ _ _ |_|| |_)(_|| | (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/ / Need help?

B: Nah what the fuck is that?

A: *Goofy ahh site*

by Rick Ross And The Hooper July 24, 2022

How to help College AJ Delgado

You can't

How to help College AJ Delgado? You can't.

by petradvorakapologist June 24, 2021

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

help

When u scream help that means your fine and DON'T need help

HELP i'm haveing a good day

by 10001110101010101 January 24, 2022

Help

What many people assume to be a calling for assistance

A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.

Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook

by punrigby November 22, 2021