5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

October 5

National gay day
You are allowed to ask out any guy and they are forced to date you

John: hey bro you wanna date
David: bro I’m straight
John: it’s October 5th you don’t have a choice

by Cavebean October 5, 2021

5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.

Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.

by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019

civ 5

Gandhi Nuking Simulator.

In Civ 5, Gandhi nukes you all.

by Verdigris February 10, 2017

December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

oct 5

today is national kick your sibling in the shin day.

kick your sibling say nothing and walk away.

kicks*

"ouch!"
walks away*
"oh yea its oct 5"

by la poo poo caca October 5, 2021

Oglys 5

hell

"Oglys 5"
the entire world explodes

by Xosmic March 29, 2021