ryan zimmerman

sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.

punch in the asshole.

ryan zimmerman

by paulsharp October 20, 2008

Molly Zimmerman

A fatass who sucks mad dick.

Girl 1: Oh my god did you see that girl?

Girl 2: Yea, she's such a Molly Zimmerman

by Thenicestbitch August 1, 2011

Jack Zimmerman

If you have this name it usually means your gay. Also Jacks only like thicc men. When you kiss him he licks inside your nose.

Jack Zimmerman is gay.

by BigSAd42 January 14, 2019

Zimmerman

Basically anyone with the name or title of "zimmerman" is completely two faced. so yea

like "hey, that person is a total zimmerman after what they said about me behind my back, i thought they were my friend."

by occluded November 23, 2010

Duane Zimmerman

One who originated the Hutt Family. Lazy, obnoxious, vile, and arrogant. Know it all with lack of knowledge.

God damn Duane Zimmerman is one stupid Mo'Fo.

by Don Quxiote April 20, 2005

Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.

Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?

Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?

Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.

by Random bitch c; December 29, 2011

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008