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Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol
Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

Your mom gay Game 

The Your mom gay Game is a 2-player game based around many insults such as your mom gay lol, your dad a lesbian and more. The rules are simple.

The order of things go like this from weakest to strongest:
1. your mom gay lol
2. your dad a lesbian
3. your granny tranny
4. your sister mister
5. your brother mother

"no u" beats all insults but can only be used once per game.

One variant of the game includes the insult "your uncy funky" however this is not an official rule so unless agreed upon by both players this has no effect.

You may not skip straight to "your brother mother" you must go down the list until reaching the end, you must outplay the opponent, which is the reason why "no u" is so crucial.
Guy 1: your mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: your dad a lesbian
Guy 2: your granny tranny
Guy 1: your sister mister
Guy 2: your brother mother

*Guy 2 wins at your mom gay game*

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL
Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito
Your mom gay lol by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019

your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.
*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey what’s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too
your mom gay lol by Fesho November 8, 2017

Your mom gay get roast 

An attempt to roast someone but your too socially awkward to actually say anything
"Haha your mom gay get roast"
"what a fucking loser"

is your mom gay 

'is your mom gay' is a common question asked my bullies at school. A correct answer is 'which one' but if they hit you with the 'both of them', you are fucked.
Person 1: Is your mom gay?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both of them.
Person 2: Fuck