beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

Beat your Jesus

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003

Beat Your Ribs In

To impregnate a girl without her knowing

Lemme beat your ribs in girl

by Closemymouthho October 23, 2016

beat your monkey

to mastrabate in a male manner

"go beat your monkey jack" said richie

by meatbeater235 March 6, 2010

beat your feet

hurry up, Come on, stop taking so long.

By crikey if you lot dont beat your feet youll get it!

by Noreen Henry December 9, 2008

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018

ima beat your ass

This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you

1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.

by Biggy Wiggy June 14, 2022