you got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?

by landekar March 9, 2019

you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020

You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

by NastyNubian January 8, 2017

i just fucked you up

I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.

Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.

by SadPancakes May 17, 2015

You got me fucked up

A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up

Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up

by str8swiping December 22, 2022

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up

You have never in your life said an intelligent thing and you likely never will.

Hym "So, it isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up. If you can get your cock sucked for nothing more than being fat, I can get paid for being intelligent. I don't give a fuck what we can both do I'm not doing a reality TV dating bullshit or whatever the fuck you want to call this. You have exacerbated this, like, significantly. Like, actually you did that. At least I'm giving credit where it's due."

A retard "He's obsessed with what I'm doing to him! Lock him up for being an obsessed person!"

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025