yohana

a very pretty girl

or a really cool girl, who is also pretty

that girl must be yohana

by lajdls January 4, 2008

Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.

by ctrlU March 29, 2010

Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

Yohana

A very studious girl. Comes from a great family. Very dedicated.

Why can't you be more like Yohana?

by yorkiemee February 20, 2010

Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018