yo momma

Phillip "Au Bon Pain" says this when he refers to something political.

"Who won the Iowa caucus?"
"Yo momma."

by AU BON PAIN January 01, 2008

Yo Momma

The whore that made you!!!

Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!

by M. King February 14, 2008

yo momma

Girl i fucked last night

by Trogdor August 09, 2003

yo momma

A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone

Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?

Zack: Yo momma!

Brandon: LAME!!

by AHHHH!!! June 27, 2011

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

yo momma

your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes

john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?

shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay

YO MOMMA!

by da suburban ghettos August 11, 2007