chorizo wrestler

one who wrestles with sausage.

"hey bro do you want to go watch wrestling with us?"
response:
"hell no i'm not a chorizo wrestler!"

by cw425 January 7, 2010

WWE clout wrestler

a basic insta hoe that fucks people for the clout

john: "bro look that one blonde chick from insta slid into my dms"
chad: "oh shit bro fr? she dumb thicc"
john: "should I hit her with a 'you up?' text?"
chad: "nah bruh shes a WWE clout wrestler"

by whatsgoodmofo July 25, 2018

Alligator Wrestler

While fucking an annoying bitch doggy style really hard, slide your left arm under her left arm and establish a hard half nelson while running your right arm down past your cock, through her legs, and hooking her right thigh. As soon as she asks "WTF?" thrust your hips foward as hard as possible while forcing her face into the pillows and flattening her out on her stomach collegiate wrestling style. While remaing inside her, roll hard to the right with her. Roll as hard and fast as possible, slamming her face into the sheets as roughly as possible. Continue to roll until you cum or fall off the bed.

"Damn, Ashlee wouldnt shut the fuck up while we were doing it doggy style last night, so i flattened her ass out and gave her an Alligator Wrestler until she shut up!"

by duke nobles March 16, 2008

poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Longhorn Wrestler

The quality or condition of being loyal, tenacious, fearless, passionate, driven, dedicated leader... a winner

Andrew such a hard worker, you could call him a Longhorn Wrestler.

by Jolly_Rancher_02 January 23, 2018

Bear Wrestler

A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.

My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.

by BearLover March 4, 2008

terd wrestler

plumber, see also over paid pee moper

Call the terd wrestler, the toilet is over flowing

by Fish November 10, 2004