Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Internet Wormhole

Internet Wormhole: A digital deep dive that starts with something as simple as watching a music video and spirals into an endless journey through the internet. As you tumble deeper, you might end up learning the meaning of life, finding random products you never intended to buy, and losing track of time and space, only to resurface hours later with a whole new collection of internet discoveries.

Lee: Bruv I finished work at midnight the other night Proper knackered, had a few beers, as. You do went online next thing know, it’s 8 in the morning, and I've find out the meaning of life LOL I can't remember ordering a new top of the range washing machine to bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv a washing machine without even remembering it? LOL bruv.
Lee: Yeah bruv the mrs went mental when it showed up on the doorstep bruv LOL.
Frank: I think you went down a internet wormhole! bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 7, 2026

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

open the wormhole

To fist a male urethra

"How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"

by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020