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Working on the boat

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
by mckeky01 August 11, 2010
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I'm working on it

A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.
John: "How's the project coming along?"
Jane haven't done much: "I'm working on it."
by Cooc June 19, 2008
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How's that working for you?

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.
Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"

Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."

Person #1: "How's that working for you?"
by keshazel April 12, 2012
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Working the Block

When in desperate need for cash, you resort to getting it by any means necessary. Most of the time you work by performing hand jobs, or blow jobs for anything you can get. In desperate cases you work for $15 an hour or $10 a load.
"Yo hows Jeanne paying for college?"
"I heard shes Working the Block.
"Working girl?"
"Hell yeah"
"Dude thats hawt, how much she charging?"
"About $10 a load."
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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working that skirt

Using your feminine charm and/or sexuality to get something you want.
She is working that skirt - getting drinks from every guy in the place
by YoCheckMeOut October 18, 2010
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Working Man Curl

When you wear the same pair of shoes to work everyday and after a period of time the shoes start to curl starting from the toe. Only men who work hard will obtain the working man curl.
Damn son those must be your work boots cuz they got the working man curl.
by goldilocks1026 December 14, 2010
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Working Class Juggalo

A Juggalo, though still dirty and white trash, that works and has a strong work ethic and attendance record.
Josh Cleaverhands has a 9-5 job selling car insurance. He's a working class juggalo.
by Chucky Dollasign August 23, 2016
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