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Wobbly oven 

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach
"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"
Wobbly oven by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

Wobbly X 

A wobbly H performed on Travis Abbott by two feminists wearing strap ons.
I'm not always on Facebook and when I'm not I prefer the wobbly X
Wobbly X by gddctr June 12, 2016

Wobbly horse 

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.
James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

Wobbly horse 

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.
John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos

wobbly bob

a real ale that is 6%abv
tastes awesome.
brewed by pheonix breweries. name originates from 2 stories...
1) named after a cat that hung around the factory that couldnt turn corners so fell over anytime it needed to turn.
2) named after a cat at the factory that had a leg missing and was thus a little wobbly on his/her feet.
"can you pull me another wobbly bob?"
"why do they only sell wobbly bob in that pub in lincolnshire?"
wobbly bob by the same haggis April 4, 2006

Wobbly Matter 

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc
Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.
Wobbly Matter by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004