Skip to main content

Wilmington, Ma 

Small town in Mass. With poor education and prinicples. From wilmington middle school, straight down to Wilmington High. Breeding ground for Bullies and Teachers who are ONLY trained to protect the football team. Residents however are distinct of other surrounding towns residents. Car windows with "my student plays for the wildcats" to the proud Wildcat paw. All the way to parents smelling their own "farts". Although the school system lacks effort the police how ever solve crimes in a heart beat. From the broken window at the local hang out (Mcdonalds) to the marijuana Joint in someones car. How ever murders will go unsolved and remain idle. Former football players and QB's will live the life. Where they will recieve free handouts, from other parents to store owners. Who needs a place to hang out and divert from drugs when you have the local Market basket. Wilmington doesn't need a movie theater or a skate Park. Children are refined to Demoulas parking lot. Although we leave Non jocks or Non popular peeps where they belong. Wilmington maintains the Local football field in emaculate condition.
Wilmington, Ma by D. Prophet October 9, 2008
Wilmington, Ma mug front
Get the Wilmington, Ma mug.
See more merch

Wilmington grammar for girls 

School full of wet wannabes that light fags in the woods.. Full of fakes and slags. Wear hoodies and cry on the bus

Wilmington Bypass 

The technical terminology for the sex move in which the man (or woman...giggity) pulls a girl's panties to the side for access to her genitals.
We were ravenously tearing at each other, I didn't even waste time to fully undress her; I used the good old Wilmington Bypass.
Wilmington Bypass by Reeecheee July 10, 2012

Wilmington grammar girl 

1. A chavy girly girl who always has lashes on hair in a messy bun, down or in braids. Eyebrows always looking like mountains and a wannabe top lip. Her skirt is rolled so high u can see her eggs and has a fluffy hooded puffer jacket with a designer bag.

2.a black beauty whose edges are always slaying, hair out natural in an afro, a puff or braids touching the floor. Eyebrows are always on fleek and clear lip gloss is her bestriend.

3.a trouser wearing neek whose most likely lesbian, bisexual or just rlly tomboy-ish.
Tom : what skl do u go to?
Charlotte : Wilmington grammar girls
Tom : I thought so I could tell by ur hair being in a messy bun.

Ayo: what skl do u go to?
Debbie: Wilmington grammar girls
Ayo: I thought so I could tell by your slaying eyebrows and ur puff.

Daniel : *sees Mariah from behind and taps her shoulder*
Mariah : *turns around *
Daniel : hey what skl do u... Nvm
Daniel *runs away *

Wilmington Friends School 

A private Quaker school that consists of intelligent, athletic, funny, beautiful, hot, outstanding, incredible, all around amazing, top notch students.. oh wait, not anymore, '09 is gone..
"where are the lolcatz?" "gone"

"Oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one "

"so who's suspended this week?" "no one"

"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "gone."

"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "their gone"

"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" "no."

"yo man party this weekend?" "no we havent done that since 09"

"whos yelling butt sex?" "no one"

"has anyone taken over the world lately?" "no"

"is it hammertime?" "not anymore"

"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "yes"

"why are all the teachers bored" "09 isn't here to entertain"

"what happened to wilmington friends school?" "it sucks because 09 is gone."

wilmington Friends school 

a school in wilmington DE for rich prep kids, where to apply it costs $40.00, and they dont even put the tuition on the front page, on of those things where if you have to ask then you cant afford it
WFS, the school i go to, a scary place, bleh

Wilmington, N.C. 

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm moving.
Guy 2: Really? Where?
Guy 1: Wilmington, N.C.
Guy 2: Oh man, that sucks. Here, let me buy you something nice for your loss of your dignity, dreams, and sanity.

Girl 1: Yee-haww! We havin a rootin tootin good time for now! I sure hope that socialist Obama don't take away our bible rights though!
Girl 2: *thinks* I. Have. To. Move.
Wilmington, N.C. by gjkaeskjg; January 25, 2011