Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Suck It Wiggins

Often yelled out of the windows of cars at either the home of Wiggins or location of the young Wiggins.

See Brett Wiggins
1...2...3!!!
Suck It Wiggins!!!!
by RoJoSoSlow December 08, 2003
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Suck It Wiggins

battlecry originating in the early 21st century. Started out as a verbal distaste for a short stocky man. Has grown to be an expression of any strong emotion.
Suck It Wiggins!
by Jessica Alba December 05, 2003
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Tenia Wiggins

A Tenia Wiggins was rolling about in the dirt eh.
by Meghan January 16, 2005
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ben wiggins

Extremely loud big mouthed idiot that hangs around bowling alleys spouting and screaming how good he is when in fact he can't bowl for shit. People just put up with him because he was rejected by "The Special Olympics" and they feel sorry for him. A total tool, a complete idiot that can't shut up.
Rodney is certainly acting like a Ben Wiggins today!
by BenSux2Much June 10, 2019
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wiggin out

when some one has smoked weed and they start to freak out!!!!
brandon: wow man ur wiggin out you had one to many bongs man
mitchell: wow man im seeing like butterflys and shit!!
by Princess Lu October 31, 2007
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Rumple Wiggins'

(n): Alcoholic beverage found mostly in small suburban areas, consisting of rum, whiskey, Old E, and Coke.

(n): Company rat dressed up for every holiday.
If you put Rumple Wiggins' in Gary's face, he will drink it.

What is Rumple Wiggins' wearing for Valentine's Day?
by jamalamadingdong January 13, 2011
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