can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018

whoopass stew

what the power puff girls were almost named

sugar,spice and everything nice these were the ingredients to make the perfect little girls but then professor eutonium accidental added a can of whoopass and thus the whoopass girls were born
they came from whoopass stew ig

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Australian Whoopass

to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.

Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.

by Snoresville March 3, 2016

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022