whodathunk

Short form for "Who would've thought?"

Kay: MJ is innocent!
Jay: Whodathunk?!

by KidProQuo November 7, 2005

whidbey whale

Whidbey refers to the largest island off the coast of the continental United States. It's located off of Washington in the Pacific Northwest. The whale part isn't what you think but has a common definition as Whidbey itself. It refers to the large woman that tend to inhabit the island. Everywhere you go, especially at night, there are going to be large women. They're known to be good at blowjobs but also a good laugh since after your decent looking, but drunk buddy sleeps with one-everyone except him in your cirlce of friends laugh about it for days and then continue to remind him here and there for a period of months.

Guy 1: OMG! can we find a bar that doesn't have whidbey whales or is somewhat exciting??

Guy 2: How about Anacortes?

Guy 3: Naw, that place is all antiqueish, full of old people and small-what about Coupeville?

Guy 2: I think we're fucked. Let's just go back and play beer pong til some navaho's look decent.

by PistolioPete December 20, 2007

WHODAFUCKSAIDIT

a phrase used to highlight a shocking statment. similar to pwned but more used to exemplify a pwn rater than deal it/

guy: Bitch you got some saggy ass titties youz betta scrape them droopy shits off the floor before you leave skid marks!!

sweet guy: WHODAFUCKSAIDIT

saggy titties girl: i fucking suck cocks

by SANDNIG July 27, 2006

whudafxup

1) Stands for what the fuck is up?

2) A commercial trying to inform people about "Big Tobacco's crazy ways and addictive products"

whudafxup with that!?

WOW, I love that whudafxup commercial!

by bockz April 16, 2007

whizard dick

a dude that can balance on his fucking dick and play soccer at the same fucking time

mr.mac= i'm a whizard dick
mr.misiak= asshole
mr.mac= my dick needs to belong to you man
mr.misiak= faggot

by mrs ass nice January 14, 2005

Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.

That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.

by poop stewart May 1, 2014

whitard

A retarded white person.

Sarah Palin is a total whitard; she doesn't even know the difference between North and South Korea.

by alliet95 May 20, 2015