A school that contrary to popular belief is not just full of cholos. Its walls are paper thin yet the students must practice "lockdown" drills in case someone can manage to bring the bullets AND the gun at the same time! And no mater what ANYONE says it will ALWAYS be WARRIORS! None of that Wolves crap!
Grand Junction Kid: What school are you guys from?
Westy Knowledge Bowl Team: Westminster High School!
Grand Junction Kid: Oh so why aren't you guys like cholos?
Westy Knowledge Bowl Team: Westminster High School!
Grand Junction Kid: Oh so why aren't you guys like cholos?
by Amazing Amanda July 19, 2009
Get the Westminster High School mug.a school in watkinsville GA that has all the goody two shoes. they care more about rewaxing their gym floor than their actual students. they sit outside for lunch with no cafiteria. they encourage "side hugs" not full on embrases. leggings? shoulders? thats a sin. don't flush footballs down the toilets, @robertking! entire bible memorized. if it isn't basketball we don't care. Lanclos- "you're retarted" Dr. Butts "don't go away mad just go away", G-bad- **** ph yeah he got fired! (most of the kids are dyslexic)
by joe and angi January 26, 2020
Get the westminster christian academy mug.A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.
(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
by Kagg January 25, 2010
Get the Westminster Hammer mug.A school for skanks and drug using white whores who get seduced by the superior neighbor school of Avon Old Farms. Westy is bad at hockey and always finds a way to lose to Avon their superior. Westy girls put bags over the Westy boys head when they fuck and used two condoms so there is no Chance for another Westy trust fund skank baby.
Westyminster girl: “hey Avon boy ur better than us at everything fuck me”
Westy boy: “ I do drugs and got kicked out twice but my dad keeps me here cuz he pays a million a year”
A true man of Avon: “ westminster girls are fat and ugly but they bring hard drugs so they can live the males must die”
Westy boy: “ I do drugs and got kicked out twice but my dad keeps me here cuz he pays a million a year”
A true man of Avon: “ westminster girls are fat and ugly but they bring hard drugs so they can live the males must die”
by Avon is better than Westy shit December 4, 2017
Get the Westminster mug.Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.
Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.
by Uniontingz February 26, 2020
Get the westminster student union mug.A college prep boarding school in Simsbury CT. This school seems extravagant and supportive but in reality, those aspects have been completely thrown away with the new headmaster. It has not even been two months and 8 students have withdrawn already. The community is amazing, that is if you don’t count the four stuck up deans and the inconsistant, ignorant headmaster. Their sports teams also suck and are going way downhill, just like the school itself. This may also be because all athletes do is smoke weed all day everyday because if they are on a varsity sport, they could never get in trouble! If you’re planning on sending your kid here, don’t, wait till Mrs. White and the 4 deans are gone.
“Hey did you hear what’s happening at Westminster School”
“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”
“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”
by Westysucks October 24, 2023
Get the Westminster School mug.A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024
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