wellanceing

To tie a tourniquet on too loose because of an inability to keep ones hand from shaking.

I'm having a problem getting my fix. I keep wellanceing.

I wouldnt have missed my vein if I wasn't wallanceing.

by Sether April 30, 2013

weland

A really frooze gal with the surname Welander made her own country. It's called Weland. Not pronounced like we, but like the words wellies or welcome.

"welcome to the Weland"

by liatortilla June 9, 2017

wellendorf

A guy who likes to cook... jews

Cook the wellendorf way

by ManLogger January 31, 2018

Wesland

He’s the one Asian guy you love hanging out with despite him being very dumb. He overreacts when he guesses something correct( including when you play mafia). Despite him being explicit, your parents don’t care if you hang out with him.

Wesland: She’s the f***ing mafia.

You: No she isn’t. She can’t be.

Narrator: She is the mafia.

Wesland: F**k yeah. What’d I tell you. I was correct.

by BoiWonder168 July 4, 2019

Wellend

Older Guy who aspires to look like Paul Weller

Look at that guy on the vespa he's a proper Wellend

by Sid E Ways February 27, 2025

WillandElie

When will and elie have sexual intercourse with a white monster as a dildo on jakis bed but jakis camera is on while he is on live with faze lacy and rolaldo and the chat is spamming W's

Yo Elie, wanna WillandElie

by Stretchedforeskin May 20, 2025

Wellend

A combination of a bellend and a wanker

That guys was a total Wellend

by Browbear0514 November 25, 2025