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Weerection

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".
Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.
by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014
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weefter

Noun...A man who prefers to sit down to pee. Also has been known to adore the tight nutella tunnel.
Derek always told his friends he needed to use the toilet to release some bum nuggets, when in reality he only ever needed to relieve his bladder. Derek was a weefter.
by Dan Brown89 January 11, 2016
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weergin

a person who has never smoked marijuana before
you have never smoked weed before?
-no
so you're still a weergin
by doticna July 13, 2020
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WeedrNot

Definition: It’s When You’re Not Sure If You’ve Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.
Drug Dealer #1: “Hey, You Want This BombAss WeedrNot?” -Desertpeach76
Drug Purchaser #1: “Ya, But I Gotta Check & See If I Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.” -Desertpeach76
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WeedrNot

Definition: It’s When You’re Not Sure If You’ve Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.
Drug Dealer #1: “Hey, You Want This BombAss WeedrNot?” -Desertpeach76
Drug Purchaser #1: “Ya, But I Gotta Check & See If I Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.” -Desertpeach76
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WeedrNot

Definition: It’s When You’re Not Sure If You’ve Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.
Drug Dealer #1: “Hey, You Want This BombAss WeedrNot?” -Desertpeach76
Drug Purchaser #1: “Ya, But I Gotta Check & See If I Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.” -Desertpeach76
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WeedrNot

Definition: It’s When You’re Not Sure If You’ve Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.
Drug Dealer #1: “Hey, You Want This BombAss WeedrNot?” -Desertpeach76
Drug Purchaser #1: “Ya, But I Gotta Check & See If I Got Enough Money To Buy Some WeedrNot.” -Desertpeach76
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