Wankrupt 

When an individual has partaken in so much sexual activity that they have nothing left to give and must declare themselves wankrupt.

Timmy was wankrupt after his uncle's visit.

John was wankrupt after his fifth viewing of Cuties.

Connor declared himself wankrupt after using his wee dick to make his girlfriend shit for the fourth time.

Wankrupt by Mald Cosbald March 7, 2023

browser bankruptcy 

when you have so many tabs and so many windows of your internet browser open that it is affecting the performance of your computer and the browser itself.

I had 7 windows of my browser open and 347 tabs open in my main window. I couldn't even get the mouse to move on the screen so I just filed for browser bankruptcy.

browser bankruptcy by Ohio driver March 30, 2015

hood bankruptcy 

Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.

Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.

hood bankruptcy by munde0 March 22, 2022

Holiday Bankruptcy 

When you have a lot of debts and gets broke from buying all that Christmas presents.

#Person1: Hey dude are you ok.
#Person2: No I’m dealing with this holiday bankruptcy

#Person1: that’s unfortunate

#Person2: yeah I know

Holiday Bankruptcy by Zelda if the new world November 12, 2022

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy 

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009

mutually assured bankruptcy 

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.

McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.

mutually assured bankruptcy by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020

The Business of Bankruptcy 

Hidden in the deep and mysterious undercurrents of the Federal legal machinery, billion-dollar Law Firms, profit offsetting Debters-in-Posession, and Parasitic Restructuring Teams methodically extract unimaginable financial compensation from the many hopeless, helpless and beleaguered businesses unlucky enough to file for Chapter 11 ‘relief’.

Well, we’re on credit-hold with every one of our vendors, we can’t pay our staff, our taxes or operating expenses; looks like we’re heading for Chapter 11.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.

The Business of Bankruptcy by YAWA September 1, 2025