jesus wafer 

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

jesus wafer by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

Pinkie Wafer 

A male that flips over to homosexual tendencies when all other avenues are not available.

That guy was chatting up that girl, now hes all over that bloke. He must be a pinkie Wafer!

Pinkie Wafer by dekkamsn July 20, 2016

Vanilla wafer chaser 

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

Vanilla wafer chaser by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

dagus wafer by name witheld January 7, 2005

Waffle Wafer

A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.

Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”

Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”

Waffle Wafer by Waffles&Wafers January 9, 2022

pink wafer

a fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a pink wafer...

pink wafer by George "Nacker" Sharples June 1, 2006

Nelly wafer 

An explicit term for a gay man. Mainly used by homophobes

That faggot is a nelly wafer

Nelly wafer by Everyusernamehasbeentaken December 26, 2017