vulpture

1. a common misspelling of vulture, possibly arising from the name pokémon vulpix (which looks nothing like a vulpture)
2. (misspelled) a woman while menstruating
3. (misspelled) a manipulator of the weak
4. (misspelled) a wrinkly corpse-eating bird

Jeb: damn, did you see that voluptuous woman?
Boff: yeah but she’s such a vulpture. She’s had ten mood swings in the past hour.

by Severina Snapella January 26, 2024

voultures

A series of albums produced by kanye west that might or might not have been released by the time of the reading of this definition. I hope and pray that they release.

Person 1:Have you heard the new voultures album by Kanye

Person 2: Hell no, that shit looks ass.

(The pun is that there is an ass on the cover.)

by Shocktop76 August 1, 2024

Voluptoneiro

noun (vole-UPT-OH-near-oh) Literally, "pleasure dream".

The brief, dream-like thoughts, images, or scenarios some people see at the peak of their orgasm, when the brain goes into a similar state as it does during REM sleep. These are not intrusive thoughts and typically don't disrupt orgasm.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerking off, and right as I came, I saw Mario dunking a baseball pop into my head!

Guy 2: Must've been a voluptoneiro.

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr July 21, 2025

Obit-Volture

People who use obituaries to hunt down newly widowed men and/or women who are well off. That way they target their "future" partner, hoping for marriage, and a well off life. Gold digging via obituary.

being an Obit-Volture, married into an extremely wealthy family by checking the obituary and finding the old patriarch of the family had just lost his wife. She is now technically the matriarch.

by RCVArt December 27, 2024