vin diesel 

A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo

man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"

vin diesel by weezy daniels December 5, 2007

The Vin Diesel 

The act of drawing a face on your penis, taking a picture of it, and sending it to someone.

So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.

The Vin Diesel by Kitty'sBitch September 3, 2012

Vin diesel 

Family

A guy who says family two much
I'm vin Diesel and it's all about family

Vin diesel by Bob bob cock July 3, 2021

Vin Diesel 

A man with inherent family values

Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!

Vin Diesel: Because Family

Vin Diesel by stupendisss July 11, 2021

Vin diesel 

Some guy that would choose family over anything

Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family

Vin diesel by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

vindieselism 

Vindieselism is a religion based on Vin Diesel. It follows Christianity but the main component of it is that Donald J. Trump had changed the Bible in 1304 and erased Vin Diesel's name to God. Therefore, all Christians have been living under Vin Diesel's name. To learn more about this religion, add me on discord and I will invite you to the server: awp#1423

You're a buddhist right?
No I follow Vindieselism

vindieselism by awp the Cardinal November 11, 2020