Vibe Check

The act of physically harming a toddler that is not currently accepting divine. Vibe Checks have dated back to 1 B.C. and are used to calculate the status of ones vibes. Whether it is a good or bad vibe the victim will DIE

Dad: hey son.
Son: yes dad?
Dad:I fucked your mom.
Son: what?
Dad: Vibe check
Son: *dies*

by Eratticesuper305 November 01, 2019

Vibe Check

Vibe Check:
/vīb CHek/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
The checking of vibrations

𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘯
An examination to test or ascertain a distinctive emotional quality or atmosphere of positive nature.

𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯
1. Expressing positive feelings causing one to vibrate

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2. Used by tic tac niggers

vibe check

by The Velho March 19, 2020

The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

by Bofasmith October 20, 2019

Wholesome Vibe Check

A nicer & more positive version of a Vibe Check. Used to ask a friend how they are doing, either with physical contact or none at all. Saying "Wholesome" before "Vibe Check" is unnecessary.

Ashley: Hey Haley, Wholesome Vibe Check! *hugs Haley*
Haley: Aww, I'm doing great Ashley!
(As stated before, using "Wholesome" before Vibe Check is unnecessary but can still be used.)

by CherryOtaku October 10, 2019

Biggest vibe check

Abraham Lincoln when John Wilkes Booth came and checked his vibe and his vibes were not good so John had to let him go.

Yo you hear about the biggest vibe check, Lincon had to go

by bigdogbob December 05, 2019

National Vibe Check Day

On November 4th, it is crucial that you vibe check every single person that walks by. Make sure you at least vibe check 5 people.

“Bro, did you hear it’s National Vibe Check day?”
“Bro, I gotta catch up on my checks”

by CMLove October 24, 2019

would not survive a vibe check rn

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019