A) A person who forgoes the pleasure of eating meat, despite not neccessarily being under any duress to do so.
B) A person who has watched the movie 'Babe.' Probably.
C) A person who perhaps believe that omnivores are ignorant towards veggies, a belief that gains substance from comments such as definition 'B'.
D) A person who, judging by other definitions of the word 'vegetarian' on this website, will become rather touchy when it is suggested that they constantly preach to non-vegetatians.
B) A person who has watched the movie 'Babe.' Probably.
C) A person who perhaps believe that omnivores are ignorant towards veggies, a belief that gains substance from comments such as definition 'B'.
D) A person who, judging by other definitions of the word 'vegetarian' on this website, will become rather touchy when it is suggested that they constantly preach to non-vegetatians.
by pippin4652 July 19, 2010
1. people conscious that animals were not, in fact, put on this earth only for our consumation.
2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.
3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.
2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.
3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.
person 1: so you're a vegetarian. do you eat chicken and fish?
person 2: of course not, they're animals.
person 1: are your shoes leather?
person 2: oh no, they're faux.
person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?
person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.
person 2: of course not, they're animals.
person 1: are your shoes leather?
person 2: oh no, they're faux.
person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?
person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.
by i have fuzz on my toes.. June 3, 2006
waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"
Joe "just eggs"
Waitress "any bacon?"
Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"
Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"
Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."
Waitress "what?"
Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
Joe "just eggs"
Waitress "any bacon?"
Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"
Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"
Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."
Waitress "what?"
Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
by asdf17589898 December 18, 2008
A vegetarian is someone who does not eat any meat of any type (steak,pork,bacon,KFC,you get the point)and instead decides to eat plant life (cucumbers,pears,corn,tofu,etc.)Most vegetarians are NOT stoner hippies, nor fuckheads who try to spread the "meat is murder" mind-state. if a vegetarian is publicly announced,it usually ends up a "dick-fight' between said vegan and a crowd.
steve the vegetarian:Can I get a veggie burger?
cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!
steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?
cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!
steve:wtf?
cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!
*walks out door*
cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!
steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?
cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!
steve:wtf?
cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!
*walks out door*
cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by a stoned toaster September 12, 2010
Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
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