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Vegetarian
waitress "what do you want for breakfast?"
Joe "just eggs"
Waitress "any bacon?"
Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"
Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"
Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."
Waitress "what?"
Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
Joe "just eggs"
Waitress "any bacon?"
Joe, "no thanks i'm vegetarian"
Waitress, "So are you sure you dont want bacon?"
Joe, "NO,.. I'm vegetarian..."
Waitress "what?"
Ben, "dude.. that means hes TOO COOL, for YOUR BACON"
Vegetarian by asdf17589898 December 21, 2008