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The Vargas

The act of climbing in bed with a girl who is 16 or younger.
The Vargas
"dude got drunk and vargased my daughter"
by anon56543653573642853 August 11, 2012
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Christopher Adrian Vargas

A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!
by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023
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quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug
Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021
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Bryan Vargas

David Dobrick: Bryan Vargas is so gay...
Lucios: Yea.
by joebarlozzww June 22, 2022
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Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev
Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London
by Tickledurgirlspickle September 7, 2022
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melany vargas

Me: “ Melany Vargas? Yeah, that’s my girlfriend!”
by J_Trussle September 18, 2022
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