Valhump

The expected and long anticipated sexing with a significant other on Valentine's Day.

"Hey babe! How 'bout a quick Valhump?"

by Val Cupid February 12, 2009

Vasthy

Like no other. Anywhere & Everywhere. Queen of all. Excellent woman, best of women. Demands respect. Career oriented.

"VASTHY FOR PRESIDENT!"

by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009

Valtoids

1:) A discrete slang term referencing Valium/Diazepam.

"I am feeling pretty edgy, know where to hook up any valtoids?"

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Vagthighna

n. The resulting appearance of an obese woman's inner thighs when she is wearing a skirt and sitting.

Oh my god did you see her vagthighna when she sat down? It's like her actual vag lives in a gated community.

by The Dirty Ruskie February 21, 2011

Vanthony

An amazing ship that is in the midst of sailing. The "VANTHONY" sign may be shown as a heart using both hands. It is perfect. It is life. It consists of 1 boy and 1 girl that should defiantly get together. The both like each other and everyone knows, and ships it. But no matter what they just won't get together

"Vanthony is perfect, those two should totally set sail to the ship." Kim stated

by Abcdefghijk September 15, 2014

Valthos

A lonely man who doesn't have many friends. Usually plays video games past the age of 20, this is because he lacks social skills. Normally a virgin until a very old age as they have no confidence with woman, generally an ugly person. After the age of 18 hair loss starts, receding hairlines are common with this person.

Look at that Valthos in the corner on his own.

by Dignitas Loco August 14, 2010

Vagthyna

When a womens legs are so fat the insides of her thighs are touching and covering her vagina..

I trying to bang my ol' lady but shes getting so fat I couldnt get through her vagthyna..

by AlfromME February 18, 2012