twitterpated

The act of wanting to tweet but your brain cannot think of anything. Constipation of the twitter world.

I was going to tweet, but I'm completely twitterpated.

by TWITCOINER May 1, 2012

twitterpated

In love with (or addicted to) twitter.

Guy 1: "John is so twitterpated. He just can't get off twitter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he can't even take a bathroom break without tweeting about it first."

by Jack Winchester January 10, 2013

twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am Twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018

Twitterpated

Lovestruck, foolish

She was twitterpated over the dude.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

Twitterpated

Twitterpated. When a woman’s pussy vibrates from wanting to fuck their lover or when a single lady has that strong urge to fuck, making their pussy throb.

twitterpated My girlfriend became twitterpated when she talked about fucking her boyfriend , making her wet and jittery.

by B with Glee August 1, 2018