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crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
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A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.
Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010
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Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.
Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"
by CptBigSack October 1, 2015
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Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand
Tyler is always getting side twacked
by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016
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Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.
by keifermail September 12, 2009
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Toilet Tackle

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).
We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.
by K Alana July 10, 2007
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wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")
I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!
by lukeod May 22, 2005
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twacked

Originated in Stillwater, Oklahoma in 2000. When you've done too much tweak to the point where you are useless to the world. When you are so spun that you are get caught in the same repetitive motion until you run out of crank.
Damn, Tamara's been working on that crossword book for 3 days straight, someone take her dope away, she's twacked the f&#^ out.
by Ziggity February 21, 2005
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