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turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!
ewww dude u stepped in turd!
by pete May 21, 2003
mugGet the turdmug.

turd

turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)
by troy stokes December 29, 2008
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Turd

A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
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Turd

A challenging child usually aged between 2 years and 4 years
1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?

2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again
by Borninboro February 8, 2019
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Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.
I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd
by TeamDepp May 23, 2022
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Turd

A little turd came out his butt
by UltraGamer February 26, 2017
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Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".
by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019
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