by troy stokes December 29, 2009
by PlayDohMan April 27, 2004
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
by Saran was October 9, 2019
A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”
by Poet laureate July 23, 2019
by TeamDepp May 23, 2022