trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.

1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."

by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

tommorning

Pronunciation:
\təm-ˈmȯr-niŋ\
Etymology:
Middle English to morgen, from Old English tō morgen, from tō to + morgen morrow, morning — more at morn
Date:
11:45AM April 13, 2009

Definition:
1. ADV. on or for the morning after today
2. N. the morning after today

J1000 (11:45:06 AM): when i got home i realized i wasnt ready for my mt
B1 (11:45:18 AM): lol
B1 (11:45:19 AM): when is it
J1000 (11:45:44 AM): tommorning

by kpmandookid April 16, 2009

Trohmosexual

The sexual attraction to Fall Out Boy's lead guitarist Joe Trohman.

Friend: Hey, so who is this man that you have all over you phone and locker (she is seeing my Joe pics everywhere)
Me: Well i am Trohmosexual so these pictures are of Joe Trohman and I can't stop thinking about him.

by pxs1919 September 21, 2016

dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014

mississippi trombone

Sucking a fart of a dude’s asshole whilst jacking him off.

Yo, this bitch tried to give me a Mississippi Trombone, then I sharted.

by Charley’s Dad May 15, 2018

Tommo

A very open minded laid back kinda guy has luscious hair and kind eyes. He is a very good listener and also can be understanding of many situations never mistreat them tho or you’ll regret it

Tommo is such a chill guy!

by Honeybunny8102 June 10, 2018