Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007

tribute

used by associates or members of the la cosa nostra. it's a percentage of money that is given to your boss. mainly used for protection from getting shaked down, extorted and killed by anyone else including the bulls. also see vig

I gave "Fat Hands" his tribute. It was the right thing to do.

by x February 25, 2004

triboluminescence

Triboluminescence is an optical phenomenon in which light is generated through the breaking of chemical bonds in a material when it is pulled apart, ripped, scratched, crushed, or rubbed.

A diamond has properties of triboluminescence as it sometimes glows when rubbed.

by smi9127 June 13, 2016

triboluminescence

An extremely long word that you can use to make you look smart in front of your friends. You do not need to know what it truly means, but you can still act like you do.

Person: Hello there my chimney is on fire and I do not know why.
Intellectual: mmm... It is probably triboluminescence...
Person: What does that mean lmao
Intellectual: yo mom
*runs away*
Person: Damn... He smart

by ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ BOI May 18, 2018

Tribute poem

A tribute to Bambi Barrister

I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....

A loving admirer

Tribute Poem. Noun...a tribute is something you say or do to show admiration of someone.

I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.

by Mistress J admirer July 1, 2022

Mazda tribute

A sporty SUV, practical, and all purpose. The soccer mom car you get when your mom gets something cooler. You're friends call it the mom wagon, but they take the bus so let the haters hate while you zoom-zoom

You: Hop in my Mazda Tribute

Brad: Nah that's wack mom wagon, I'll take the bus

You: *zoom-zoom*

by Beanz94 October 19, 2017

First Tribute

A ceremonial holiday within a BDSM power-exchange dynamic, commemorating the date of an initial act of financial submission by a submissive (sub) to their dominant (domme); specifically marking the occasion when the sub first surrendered to the role of a ‘paypig,’ willingly offering monetary tribute to their domme.

This date is commemorated as a holiday with a substantial gift every year of the submissive’s ownership—without exception.

Goddess Starfire’s paypigging of her submissive took place on November 15th, a date that was thereafter celebrated by both of them as First Tribute.

by FirstTribute November 6, 2023