freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

Treetard

A retarded tree

"Wow look at that treetard that fell over"

by spegitti April 8, 2023

TreeTired

- The act of being so incredibly tired that you cannot move.

Davis - * calls Sven*: Hey Sven, so sorry that I did not come to the party tonight I'm just so treetired.

by DecentStraw January 30, 2026