TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

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Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 22, 2023

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hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 05, 2011

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tooter bop

tooter bop- something faggots say not knowing your supposed to say “thooter bop”

Jay-Z: Beyoncé why were you out being a little tooter bop last night?
Beyoncé: Jay-Z what the fuck is a tooter bop? Do you mean thooter bop?
Jay-Z: NO YOU TOOTER BOP

by baddiefrmda408 September 09, 2023

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